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Slinky is trying so hard
LIVE TO WIN
TIL YOU DIE
TIL THE LIGHT DIES IN YOUR EYES…
what am i doing with my life?
CLEARLY
NOT SPENDING IT AT THE MAX
UNLIKE THIS SLINKY
my dad and I just watched this whole thing. We regret nothing.
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
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Get your mom 35 liters of water for Mothers Day.
Son of a bitch.
Someone needs to learn how to use a semicolon…
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Or, here’s a thought, this picture was taken in a country where prostitution is legal.
Frankenstein In Canada Masterpost
Frankenstein in Canada Screenings
So… going together?
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